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MLP Online Episode One

November 1, 2012

Are you ready for your little puny minds to be blow wide open?

You know what was released today? This thing motherbucker!

What? You don’t know what MLP Online is?


You know what that is? That’s a tartarus-damned My Little Pony RPG. And it ain’t no “My First RPG” either. It’s got numbers up the whazoo! Look at these numbers!


Luna’s quaking moongasms! My inner statistician is salivating at the very thought of manipulating those stats to optimize my battling ponies!

But don’t be thinking they took shortcuts with this thing, either.  Have you picked your brain back together? Because I’m about to blow it again.


A free camera. Good gravy that’s groovy!

It’s got everything an RPG needs.

Experience points:




Talent Points:

Equippable skills! That’s right, customizable ponies:


And Celestia-blessed Boss fights:


Look at that slimy… slime pony.

He doesn’t know it yet, but my min-maxed Twilight Sparkle and Applejack are about to open a can of whoop-flank on his grey hide.

Taunt spam + full defense? Check:


Sorry douchnozzle, You got denied. one damage? Piddlywinks!

Twilight is free to fireball spam for victory:


In the school of battle, you got nothing on Twilight, Slimeball. Oh yeah! I forgot to mention the DYMAIC BATTLE CAMERA. Golden Sun called, it wants its swag back.

Plus it’s overworld is pretty:


And it’s cutscenes are accompanied by some fine artwork!


But best of all, you know you made this? Unpaid volunteers. Just some duders with some free time and an unquenchable desire to make a decent MLP video game  Considering the show gives us villians like this:

I can’t wait to see what a group of video game enthusiasts will come up with. Especially in the context of a combat-heavy story line.

Those multiplayer servers better come online soon. So excited!


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One Comment
  1. OK, my little puny mind is blown wide open.

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